I'm in a bit of a pickle at the moment. I'm supposed to be writing a paper that's due tomorrow right now, but I have no will to. We've had a week to work on it, but in part due to my not feeling so well earlier this week, I'm starting it on the night before. It's not that much to write. And as one can see from this very blog, I can write a good deal when I want to. That's not the problem. See, this assignment is related to an upcoming speech contest. Apparently, one student from each class will be selected, somehow, to represent the class at the contest, which is a fairly major event. And herein lie the problems:
(1) I have no desire to enter this contest. It basically falls into the category of "extracurricular activities" and I have had my fill of extracurricular activities for a while. Granted, this particular paper is for class tomorrow, but as it is directly related to the contest, it's tough to generate the necessary amount of willpower to complete it. Of course, it being The Night Before does little to help, I admit. My classmates, who have already practically voted for me to enter the contest, will be rather disappointed, but I don't care to enter this contest and put yet
another something on my plate to drag me away from my studies. (One caveat: if there's a substantial cash prize, I might enter solely for the sake of helping my parents, who are backing me financially at this point.)
(2) The real problem tonight, however, is the subject of the paper, which is also the subject of the contest: first impressions upon coming to Japan and things that shocked us. Last week, Yo and I had a schoolmate named On on the show and we asked her this very question (solely as padding) and she replied that she's heard that question enough times such that a callus could appear in her ear (that's a Japanese expression). I understand what she meant at the time, but now I
feel it. This sort of question has appeared sporadically since I arrived here and I too have come to rather despise it, partly because I can't think of
one significant thing that truly surprised me. You know what the only thing that comes to mind is? The water glasses in most restaurants are too small. That's it. And while that does get on my bloody nerves, that's no speech contest topic. (The assignment asks us to explain our experience with details, at that. "The glasses are a mere 9 centimeters high. As you can see from this graph, the volume of water they hold, on average, is ...") And even when I try
really to think of something, only small things come to mind: "Wow, they have five-second commercials." "Oh, the Japanese stand on the left-side of escalators to allow people to pass on the right." "I see! So when driving in Aichi, it's common to run through the red light for three seconds or so." "Oo, that's what an address on an envelope looks like." Stuff like that. (My viewpoint of humanity and culture, perhaps, and the fact that I checked and largely knew what to expect before I came, don't lend me to be easily shocked in a significant way.)
So I'm staring at this paper thinking, "... no." I'm looking at the "
Watashi no teema (theme)" part and I can think of nothing.
Maybe I'll just go to bed and show up empty-handed tomorrow. As least I'll be fairly well rested. It's disappointing, but alas.
Update (8AM): Well,
nantoka shita—that is, I managed to get it done. I woke up early today—earlier than expected—and got a page of text out. About what? How water glasses are too small. If I don't think of it in terms of a speech contest speech and instead look at it as just an assignment, it's not as troublesome a thing. I just printed it out. Now I need to study for my kanji quiz this morning.
So, a small victory for me.